Train Ridin' Tramp Gets Tickled

OCCUPATION: hobo
AGE: 36
HEIGHT: 6'-1"
WEIGHT: 145
SIZE: 13 D
TICKLISHNESS: 7/10

When life sends you lemons, you make lemonade. When life sends you a hobo who's desperate for some cash and will do "anything" for it, you tie him up and tickle the crap outta him.