The Crazy 'Nam Vet

OCCUPATION: unemployed
AGE: 48?
HEIGHT: 6'-2"?
WEIGHT: 165?
SIZE: 13 D

With some dudes, you just don't pry too much into their personal lives. This bubba was hitchhiking along I-35 north of Fort Worth, miles from civilization. I spared him a night of sleeping in the woods.

Turns out, he really got into the fact I liked his big feet, and let me work 'em over half the night. But once was enough. He's a bit too wild for my liking.