Redneck Cowboy

OCCUPATION: cowboy
AGE: 26
HEIGHT: 6'-2"
WEIGHT: 160
SIZE: 12 D
TICKLISHNESS: 6/10

2001 was the Year of the Hitchhiker. And I-35, on the Fort Worth side, was the best place to find 'em.

I found this young'n walking in 100 degree heat, heading for home. Fifty miles away. Good samaritan that I am, I offered him a ride.

Next thing I know, he asked if I could spare some cash. This photo set is what my money bought me.