Johnny

OCCUPATION: carpenter
AGE: 55
HEIGHT: 6'-2"
WEIGHT: 170
SIZE: 11 D
TICKLISHNESS: 1/10

Women. Who needs 'em? I don't. And Johnny certainly doesn't. Kicked out of his house by his wife, he needed to get re-established on his own. I offered him a means... and all it cost him was baring his big, bare feet.