Dean

OCCUPATION: doorknob flyer hanger
AGE: 52
HEIGHT: 5'-8"
WEIGHT: 160
SIZE: 9½ D
TICKLISHNESS: 2/10

Found me another of them door-to-door advertiser's reps. Like Buck, Dean pounds the pavement eight hours a day, six days a week. He knows how to take care of his dawgs, and told me "if your feet don't work, you don't work".

Well, Mr. Dean... your feet sure work good for me! Best pair I've had my paws on in a long time.