Clyde

OCCUPATION: rancher
AGE: 41
HEIGHT: 6'-4"
WEIGHT: 230
SIZE: 13 D
TICKLISHNESS: 8/10

Clyde is an honest-to-God rancher and cowboy from the no-man's lands of northern New Mexico. He and I are involved with the TGRA rodeo, which comes to the Dallas area once a year. He participates in the events, and I am a vendor.

Every year I host him so he can save some money on the trip. As a favor to me, he agreed to pull off his beat-up cowboy boots and sweaty, dirty socks --- fresh from a rodeo event --- and show off his big, tender feet. I call that a win-win scenario.