Buck

OCCUPATION: doorknob flyer hanger
AGE: 43
HEIGHT: 5'-9"
WEIGHT: 160
SIZE: 8½ D
TICKLISHNESS: 7/10

This bubba walks for a living. Eight hours a day, six days a week. He's put a lot of miles on those little feet of his; but his sweaty boots and socks keep 'em soft, tender, and ticklish... just the way I like my bubbafeet.