Bobby Joe

OCCUPATION: construction worker
AGE: 39
HEIGHT: 6'-3"
WEIGHT: 165
SIZE: 10½ EEE
TICKLISHNESS: 7/10

Bobby Joe is a good ol' southern boy. He likes grits with butter and sugar, watermelon with salt and pepper, and another good ol' boy workin' with hands and tongue on his size 10-1/2 EEE's.

This bubba does lots of walking, and his dawgs sure do sweat in those big boots. You can smell his socks from across the room. Up close, they're even better.

Bobby Joe let me pin down his ankles and play "make the cowboy talk". Only took me about sixty seconds of tickling his feet to break him down into panicky, screaming laughter.

He wants a re-match, and has agreed to let me tie him down and tickle-torture his soles the next time. He thinks he can take it for a full thirty minutes. If he loses, we do another photo shoot, of his defeat (pun intended).